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ABOUT EG GAUGER

AGE --- unknown

OCCUPATION --- miscreant/other

KNOWN ALIASES --- Elizoid, Elizoid 5000, e5k, 'Zoid, Beeliza, Toxoplasm (XBL), Vebelfetzer

PREVIOUS ASSOCIATIONS --- The Order of the Tapeworm, Kotaku.com, Wired.com (Game|Life; Table of Malcontents), Destructoid.com (contributor)

CURRENT ASSOCIATIONS --- Ectoplasmosis.com (co-owner), Unhallowed Metropolis (RPG)

AS SEEN IN --- Blue Moon Gallery (Bellingham), Anachrotechnofetishism: Pioneers of American Steampunk @ Suite 100 Gallery (Seattle), Blow (Berkeley), Solo Show @ Lighthouse (Seattle, x2), The End @ Alternative (Monterey), Schoen von Tinten @ CK (Berlin)

LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS --- MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, Soup.io, LiveJournal, Flickr

QUOTE --- "I am motivated mostly by spite, and the Tantalusian idea that someday, in some obscure way, I will be 'rewarded' for the years of fighting to make space in which to sit and draw. At the moment I write this, I am stuck on standby at the St. Louis airport, on my way to a truly joyful family event. It will be a grand celebration of new life, abiding love, and solid familial ties. And I am dreading it. I am looking up earlier return flights. I am agonizing over being taken away from paints for that long. I am wracked with shoulder-cramping, migraine-coddling irritation.

Art has made me a bad person."